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Created on 2012-03-06 15:08:44 (#1530092), last updated 2015-09-10 (106 weeks ago)

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Name:Lana Kane
Location:New York, New York, United States of America
Lana Kane is one of the top agents at their Top Secret branch of International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS) The Company*. The top of the top, she'd say. Except that Malory Archer keeps letting her son and Lana's ex-boyfriend, Sterling, have all the plumb assignments. Most irritating of all is that he doesn't always screw them up completely! Just part of the way. Someday Lana will either stop refusing better offers from ODIN or figure out how to convince Malory that her darling boy is actually a space robot from the future whose mission objective has been erased and replaced with a constant need for sex and cocktails that jeopardizes The Company on the international stage.

She's working on it.

In the meantime, she knows she is one helluva kick-ass spy.

Physical characteristics:

Lana is tall, incredibly fit and very, very strong (see icons). No, really. Look at her hands. The mini sweater dress is a near constant, unless she's on assignment, but does occasionally change colors. She always has two fully automatic TEC-9s strapped in shoulder holsters; unless she's pulled one on you, in which case you should probably do what she says.

[Lana Kane is from Archer, and is the property of FX. She appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in [community profile] milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.

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*ETA: Due to current events being what they are, we've opted to change the name earlier than is done in canon.
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